This beast of an album took Dave Ross months to set up and execute, and let me tell you, it is worth it. Throw 12 bucks into pre-ordering this album, so he doesn’t go bankrupt, You’ll get a badass, long comedy album in return.
I run a comedy show called HOLY FUCK. We have a lot of fun. It’s been going for a handful of years, so we decided we wanted some sort of record of the show, and recorded an album. It’s done.
I’m not gonna gush or get super dramatic (hopefully), so let me just say this: we…
We worked for several months booking, promoting, recording, and editing to get the experience of going to our show into this 3 hour Double CD. I can’t speak highly enough about what it means to me.
You’re getting the famous comics you already loved, the newest comics that have yet to break, and you can hear what it’s like to attend our little Tuesday night show.
Please think about purchasing this from us. I think you’ll really like it.
One of LA’s best live comedy shows, Holy Fuck, recorded an album this year and it’s finally coming out with all its hysterics in a double CD. Over 40 tracks featuring the likes of the very funny Sean Patton, Moshe Kasher, Kyle Kinane, James Adomian, Beth Stelling, Eric Andre, Lizzy…
The Lost Ending to Gatsby 3D
Nick Carraway places a cover page atop his finished manuscript. “Gatsby: By Nick Carraway” is finished. He looks, considering the name for a moment, then scribbles “The Great” above the Title. “The Great Gatsby: By Nick Carraway”. He looks again, shakes his head and returns his pen to the page. “Nick Carraway” is scribbled out, and beneath it, “Baz Luhrmann” is written in its place.
The camera pulls back to reveal Baz Luhrmann has been writing the novel this whole time.
He winks to the camera.Lady Marmalade plays over the credits.
Refocusing my career goals.
So, I’ve taken it upon myself to write the script for the new Entourage movie. I’m not sure where they are in production, but I figure any help I can give them to get this movie in theaters where it belongs is worth doing.
Notes welcome!!
Tonight’s monologue jokes for my late night show that deals EXCLUSIVELY with newspaper comic strips:
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-What a blockhead!
-To be fair, he was picked on a lot as a kid.
-His attorney’s closing arguments was just the sound of a muted trumpet mimicking adult speech.
-Upon hearing the verdict, Robbins’ stalking victims began to dance in a repetitive, back and forth manner.
-The 6 week trial included several hour of testimony from the defendant’s psychiatrist, later stricken from the record when it was found she was, in fact, a ten year old girl.
Here’s a clip of me doing stand up in San Francisco. For your convenience, I’ve included a transcript as provided by Google’s top-notch voice translation software:
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you know this is the end of the reason i ask uh… well i think he wanted me to
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the list that was the
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when we will ask him
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it so easy to use of that
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document it
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katona i’ve told you about what i think i mean this is a warning that it was
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like with you
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uh… gardening you five
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wireless internet network names
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now four of these are going to be really resilient down down uh… streets nice
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fancy with and then one of them is reminded you had to guess which one that
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right
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five network games
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forbids the
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one hundred
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eight hundred
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regional execution haha
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ho
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debates
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your ear off
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belkin dot three eighty four
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the underscore wireless
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connected
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chartered nine eight one
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basically
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but
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users will stay
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do you know it uses blood god terror is that an internet company that it’s more
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expensive opens up high and wireless network is face radio broadcast
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yesterday
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death
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was it
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uh… it
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eight
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his feisty
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do you really want me to do that
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with it
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it’s a threat fast
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entirely out of all those wireless networks that is the only one not
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password protected
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and retaliatory attack at midnight
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france the
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btw
Great news everybody! Bic solved sexism!
He seems genuinely thrilled.
Good luck with that tense, standoffish lunchdate, random comedy fan on facebook.
Uh, could the two really old ones move to their left a little bit?
More.
More.
Little more.
Tiny tiny bit more.
One little itty bit more.
Perfect.
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If you’re a comedian, and you see Dustin David around, let him take your picture!
Just boning up on some classic TV history at the TV museum.
KFC says new boneless chicken is a ‘game changer’
from the LA Times.
Trying to tear meat off a chicken skeleton is an annoyance for many Americans, especially younger ones. So KFC, in what it’s calling a “game changer” of a move, is ditching the bones.
The Kentucky-based chicken chain is rolling out its Original Recipe Boneless options on April 14 as it attempts to draw back patrons seeking more portable, convenient foods.
In the U.S., 80% of fried chicken is served off the bone in the form of strips, bites and filets, according to the company. Competitors such as McDonald’s, Chick-fil-A andBurger Kingare invading the chicken market with hassle-free chicken offerings such as wraps, nuggets and sandwiches.
Us “Millenials” don’t need the “hassle” of chicken with “bones” in it. We haven’t got the time for that, what with our websites and our devices.
